Jan 17, 2011

Self-Portrait

Self-Portrait

This drawing is called "Self-Portrait." I made this drawing because I wanted to . . . and because I didn't want not to. Bye.

7 comments:

  1. Those are some amazing eyebrows, I must say. As you run along, the eyebrows scrub the atmosphere, capturing all the airborne pollution. I won't not recommend shaving them.

    Those "not" sentences can be dangerous, you know. I remember one time, I was sitting in a diner, drinking Coke, when a friend came in and saw me. She sat down across from me, and thus began a very strange "not" conversation.

    FRIEND: Is that a Dr. Pepper you're having?

    ME: No, it's not.

    FRIEND: It's snot?

    ME: Right.

    FRIEND: You're drinking snot?

    ME: What? I didn't say that.

    FRIEND: Yes, you did. I asked if you were drinking Dr. Pepper, and you said "It's snot."

    ME: Well, it's not.

    FRIEND: There! You said it again!

    ME: Said what?

    FRIEND: That you're drinking snot!

    ME: (Sigh...) Here. Try my snot.

    FRIEND: Whew, thanks. I was getting thirsty.

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  2. That's not true, Kevin! I didn't drink any of your snot! Some friend I would be to do that!

    Jeffery Hodges

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  3. I'm pretty sure it wasn't you. Unless you were a "she" in the past.

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  4. Not me, then. So . . . I guess it's a good thing, you sharing that precious bodily fluid.

    Jeffery Hodges

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  5. "Yuck" is Korean for "Mmm, yummy!"-- right?

    No, wait-- "yuck" is Korean for "subway station." I used to stop at Seoul-yuck pretty frequently.

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