My name is En-Uk Sequoya Hwang, and I was born on May 28, 1999 in Jerusalem, Israel. I started this blog to show my art.
I live in Seoul, South Korea with my older sister and my parents. My mother is Korean, and my father is American.
Those are some amazing eyebrows, I must say. As you run along, the eyebrows scrub the atmosphere, capturing all the airborne pollution. I won't not recommend shaving them.
Those "not" sentences can be dangerous, you know. I remember one time, I was sitting in a diner, drinking Coke, when a friend came in and saw me. She sat down across from me, and thus began a very strange "not" conversation.
FRIEND: Is that a Dr. Pepper you're having?
ME: No, it's not.
FRIEND: It's snot?
ME: Right.
FRIEND: You're drinking snot?
ME: What? I didn't say that.
FRIEND: Yes, you did. I asked if you were drinking Dr. Pepper, and you said "It's snot."
Those are some amazing eyebrows, I must say. As you run along, the eyebrows scrub the atmosphere, capturing all the airborne pollution. I won't not recommend shaving them.
ReplyDeleteThose "not" sentences can be dangerous, you know. I remember one time, I was sitting in a diner, drinking Coke, when a friend came in and saw me. She sat down across from me, and thus began a very strange "not" conversation.
FRIEND: Is that a Dr. Pepper you're having?
ME: No, it's not.
FRIEND: It's snot?
ME: Right.
FRIEND: You're drinking snot?
ME: What? I didn't say that.
FRIEND: Yes, you did. I asked if you were drinking Dr. Pepper, and you said "It's snot."
ME: Well, it's not.
FRIEND: There! You said it again!
ME: Said what?
FRIEND: That you're drinking snot!
ME: (Sigh...) Here. Try my snot.
FRIEND: Whew, thanks. I was getting thirsty.
That's not true, Kevin! I didn't drink any of your snot! Some friend I would be to do that!
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't you. Unless you were a "she" in the past.
ReplyDeleteNot me, then. So . . . I guess it's a good thing, you sharing that precious bodily fluid.
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Yuck . . .
ReplyDelete"Yuck" is Korean for "Mmm, yummy!"-- right?
ReplyDeleteNo, wait-- "yuck" is Korean for "subway station." I used to stop at Seoul-yuck pretty frequently.
Me too.
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