Smith: U-20 won!Jones: What?Smith: I said, "U-20 won!"Jones: But I'm not 21. I'm 24.Smith: No, no, no: "U-20 won!"Jones: Smith, you're starting to tick me off, here.Smith: But why? Shouldn't you be happy that U-20 won? U-20 won!Jones: Gaaaah! I'm perfectly happy to be 24, thanks.Pearson: What's all this noise about, Smith?Smith: U-20 won! U-20 won!Pearson: But I'm actually 35!Jones: See, Pearson? He's telling everybody that they're 21.Smith: U-20 WON!!!Pearson: Good Lord, he's gone crazy. I'm calling the police._
Smith is obviously an ungrammatical troll. Where's a 'Big Billy Goat Gruff' when you need one?Jeffery Hodges* * *
Jeff-- I gotcher billy goats right here.