My name is En-Uk Sequoya Hwang, and I was born on May 28, 1999 in Jerusalem, Israel. I started this blog to show my art.
I live in Seoul, South Korea with my older sister and my parents. My mother is Korean, and my father is American.
This drawing is called "Cat." I made this drawing because I like cats. Cats are very smart. They can do things that people can't do. They can jump very high easily. People need to jump a lot to jump high, but cats can jump high without jumping a lot. Bye.
This drawing is called ''Yellow Dust.'' I made this drawing because it shows dust that comes from China to Korea. So if you come to Korea, you need a mask. So it is hard to live in Korea. (Don't come to Korea. Just joking.) Bye.
This drawing is called "Spray." This drawing is very old. I made it when I was eight. This drawing has a sea turtle looking at a fish. The sea turtle can eat a fish very fast, but the turtle in fresh water can eat faster. The alligator snapper can eat a fish in one bite. Bye.
This drawing is called "Airplane." I made this drawing because it has a dinosaur. The dino is going to bite the airplane, and the person doesn't know he is going to get eaten by a dino, poor man. Bye for now!
This drawing is called "Zola Man." I made this drawing because the drawing has a man who killed another man. The man's name is Zola Man. He killed three people in one day. So, he went to jail. He came out of jail. That is why he is killing another person. He doesn't like people. He's scared of other people. Zola Man was a teacher, but he killed the kids when they were talking. That is why he is not a teacher now. He was scared of cats. A kid got a cat in his house, so that is why he started to get scared of people. Sometimes, he is crazy. He is very stupid now. He is the stupidest man in the world. Then bye.
This drawing is called "Alien." I made this drawing because it has an alien that has an ear like a dog. It is an alien that kills people. The alien has a spaceship that looks like the one that Calvin has when he acts as if he is Spaceman Spiff. The alien's IQ is 3029. The alien doesn't like baths, like Calvin. The alien has 2000 other aliens as friends. The alien has only one 'pet.' If you make the alien angry, you will get killed. It kills 345 people in one day. They have only 23 space animals in their house. The alien likes food. If you give the alien a lot of food, then the alien would like you. The aliens have big houses. They are rich. They are proud of their money. They love money -- they love it more than food. They will kill you to get money. They will take the money away from you. So, don't take a lot of money when you're going out. Then bye.
This drawing is called "Unpleasant Laughter." I made this drawing because this has an ugly man making a fist and laughing. He is laughing like this: "Mwoo-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah." He has yellow teeth, but don't think the teeth are gold, for they are only teeth. Bye.
I drew this drawing because it has a man who fell into the sea, and the other man, who didn't fall into the sea, is not helping the man who fell. The man on land is very bad, for he is thinking, "Your destroyed life is my happiness." Bye.
This drawing is called "This drawing is crazy." I made this drawing because this has a crazy man dressed up in a monster suit. He is a very bad man. He has 32 guns in his tent. Bye. Oh, I made a mistake, a 'carzy' mistake.
This drawing is called "No Luck." I made this drawing because I think it is funny. This drawing has a monster, and a man who has no luck. The man is 200 years old. The man always loses. The monster is trying to eat him up, and the man got a cut. The man is bleeding a lot. The man is trying to get away. Who will win? The monster of course! Bye.
This drawing is called "Man vs Robot." I made this drawing because it is a game I'm going to make when I'm old. This drawing has a robot that has a big brain. The man has a small brain. His IQ is only 20. The robot's IQ is 2000 times infinity. So, the robot has a slight advantage. I gave the man a knife because he is stupid, but the robot wins anyway. Bye.
This drawing is called "Bible." I made this because in church today, I learned something strange about church. It is that people come to learn about God, but actually they should come to know him. I hadn't realized that we only came to learn about God, but that we're really supposed to come to know God. Bye.
I made a drawing called "Stone Fish." It's an old drawing. There's a fish like a stone, so it is hard to find the fish. It is 50 meters long, but we're looking at the front, not the length. It was hard to make this drawing. Bye.
This drawing is called "Strange People." This is an old drawing of mine. I like this drawing, and I hope you will like it, too. This shows three people in a strange world. They can be aliens or animals or anything. This strange world has a lot of ugly people. They look strange. They are 99.9% people and 0.1% animal. Bye.
This drawing is called "I got hit." I made this drawing because I thought it would be funny. It is kind of violent. It is only for 19 year olds and up. Not for kids. (I'm a kid and I made this!) I am having fun drawing stuff like this, and this is an old drawing of mine. I will show my old drawings sometimes and my new drawings sometimes.
This drawing is called "Screaming Man." He is screaming because he is crazy. He had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand to get toilet paper, and he is screaming also because he looked in the mirror and saw his ugly face. Bye.
This drawing is called "Old Man." I made this drawing because I thought it would be funny. An old man is smoking a cigarette. He has a scar on his forehead. He fights a lot, and wins a lot. He is 2000 years old in 2010. He is an old man, and eats roadkill. His brain is no bigger than an ant's brain. He plays with kids running away from him, and he catches them. Bye.